figal crack

A really skinny girl with one leg shorter than the other. They are very weird and eat almost nothing that's meat. They have no booty nor do they have tits.
You're a figal crack.
Wow! She's a figal crack.
by Uzumes_720 October 12, 2015
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crack monkeys

Those weird girls who watch anime and go to the bathroom with their phones at school. They eat hotcheetohs and smell like crap.
ay yo look at those crack monkeys over there. "uwu"
by yourmomhascracks March 02, 2020
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Small talk before moving on to the main subject or purpose of a meeting.
We’ll have a bit of how’s your bum for cracking walnuts before we raise the issue of the current trade inbalance
by Wordcracker October 10, 2020
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Cracking his pepper

When you give yourself a tug in the same manner that you would use a peppermill with the old two hand twist.
Brady went to take a nap but we all knew he was just CRACKING his PEPPER.
by Eye8urbutt May 13, 2024
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Cracking your neck

When you're on the bus and someone cracks their neck so hard it sounds like a glow stick
Guy 1: *cracking his neck*
Guy 2: "Damn you be cracking your neck so hard i bet it'll glow in the dark tonight."
by GavRaz August 25, 2022
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Crack-hole Special

When, after fucking a coke addict, you take off your used condom and slide it through the hole in their nose.
Friend 1: “Yo last night I fucked this homeless bitch and she had a gap in between her nostrils.”
Friend 2: “So you gave her the old Crack-hole special?”
Friend 1: “Yup, I didn’t even pay her the money she asked for after.”
by Diddy1888 June 11, 2024
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Rudolph On Crack

When you dip your nose in period blood and then she scratches her moot flakes on top of it
“Omg bro, Susan totally gave me a Rudolph On Crack last night. It was like all of my Christmas’s came at once!”
by Flakes4Daayz October 04, 2018
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