Ur

mom

Ur mom is:
MEGA GAY
MAAMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE U CRY
IF IM NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW
CARRY ON
CARRY ON
AS IF NOTHING REALLY MATTERS
TOO LATE
MY TIME HAS COME...
*RETURNS TO MONKE*

by bob_duncan_lol March 17, 2021

Kiss ur gf day

On April 2 u have to kiss ur gf weather you like it or not

Bf kisses you

Gf what was that for

Bf it’s kiss ur gf day

by anonymous March 18, 2021

ur annoying

a thing to tell boys

girl: why were u and mario laughing at me today
guy; reasons
girl; like.....

guy; they shall not be told
girl; ur annoying

by IT IS YOU March 24, 2021

ur mom

im fucking her lol

me: i fucked ur mom
you: my mom is dead

by onelobby March 28, 2021

Ur mum

Something that I do every night ;)

Ur mum has one thicc ass, tho

by Xukkus March 29, 2021

Ur nans adoption paper

Ur nans adoption paper is a sacred text which no one shall grasp

What’s that scared text? Oh it’s ur nans adoption paper

by Niall Kenneally April 1, 2021

Ur mom

The thing i had sex with

Hey dude
Sup
You know ur mom
Yes???
I...
I what?
I fucked her
Boi u what

by U want my dick dont you🥵🥵🥵 April 4, 2021