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Fart Knuckle

It's reference is to someone who is dumb as a bag of hammers and/or is dense. It's when your knuckle smells like your ass because your finger is shoved up there.
This douche fluid we are working with is a fart knuckle
by wolfhound61 October 3, 2017
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The fart of the deal

When a group of people take a good deal and make it stink by their irrationality.
" I heard the Paris climate Accord amounted to nothing more than America sending trillions of dollars overseas to other nations."

" America also would have had to reduce your carbon footprint but China and India didn't have to do anything about it and they're the biggest offenders. "
" I also heard that if every nation completely complied that in the next 100 years we could hope that the temperature may drop by .02 degrees."
" Yeah it's a good thing Trump pulled us out of it let's look for a better deal something that really helps the environment ."
"So many are acting like it's the end of the world the way they talk."
' That's the fart of the deal!"
by Gregaroidson. June 11, 2017
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Towel Fart

Wrapping yourself in another person's towel (preferably nude, as if you'd just taken a shower) and farting into it.
Last night when you were all watching TV, I sneaked into your bathroom and laid a towel fart into your shower towel.
by stan stanley October 29, 2011
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fart knocker

n. 1. one who knocks farts
2. one who has the ability to penetrate gas with solid
3. one who can walk through a green cloud with no ill
effects
4. one who thinks he/she has discovered a door, only to
realize later that it was a fart
5. a brown, smelly ghost
6. one who uses: lol, ur, prolly, teh, etc.
Bruce: Knock knock.
Bob: Who's there.
Bruce: Fart.
Bob: Fart who?
Bruce: Fart Knocker.
Bob: Fuck you.
by camp lickalotta March 13, 2008
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pussy fart

Man, That president was such a pussy fart!
by biggerus dickus July 27, 2010
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Penis fart

a commonly used noun oversaid by stupid teenagers that have nothing else to say or do. Immediate punchline, or punch in the face
PENIS FART
*sockinthejaw*
by TruthSpeaker August 9, 2004
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fart box

v: To fill a closed space (ie. car or room) with multiple farts from one or more persons, usually an act of desperation due to lack of better drugs.
"Damnit Danny, are we out of weed?!"
"Sorry."
"Well you know we're gonna have to fart box your car tonight?"
"Shit, okay."
by XanderP September 1, 2007
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