SIRL (Seinfeld In Real Life) 

Seinfeld In Real Life is a news story or any other real life event that mirrors something that happened in an episode of Seinfeld.

Hey, did you see that SIRL (Seinfeld In Real Life) article this morning? Some marine bio dudes found a dead whale in Seattle with trash inside, including a golf ball!

Was it a titleist?

SIRL (Seinfeld In Real Life) by dead777 April 20, 2010

Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life? 

A JoJo reference. Also a catolic reference.

It was used by DIO when he was asked how many lives he had taken.

-How many reverse cards have you played in this game?!?
-Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life?

Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life? by cactini June 3, 2020

Thug Life 

An acronym created by Tupac Shakur.

The Hate yoU Give Little Infants Fucks Everyone

Thug Life by mosha December 19, 2004

get some life 

A phrase used to demonstrate toward another person that their existence is useless, can also be used just to put down someone, make public their lack of intelligence , or make them hate their life altogether. Most frequently used right after telling somone "your head a splode" during a multiplayer video game. This phrase also encourages the person who the phrase is being directed towards to try and find something to do with their time that will make their life meaningful.

Person 1: "HA! HA! I JUST STOLE YOUR FLAG!"
Person 2 shoots Person 1 in the face with a shotgun.
Person 1: "WHAT THE!?"
Person 2: "GET SOME LIFE!"

get some life by Tesher November 30, 2004

asian life 

Its when you are always judge for your grades. Later on in life youd want to kill yourself. Apperently 90% of ppl in america and canada asians kill themselves. Your grades have to be at least a B+ or your doing terrible and they want you to a shit ton better so they brag about you whith your other asian friends parents. If you ever do something wrong your grounded for over a month and they take the one thing you spend your entire life on for at least a month. If you want to buy something you have to raise your grades, more. You cant buy anything with your allowance because they dont give you allowances. You eat rice with practically every meal. If you are white black or any other raise you are a fucking lucky ass person.

Asian grading scale asian parents life sucks emo death rice asian life

asian life by rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiicccceeee? February 21, 2010

Get a Life 

A phrase told to people who waste their time. As told mostly to people who do nothing but play video games and or go to chatrooms and talk to people on the internet or use the internet all day and do nothing useful in life.

"OH MY GOD! Are you seriously on this stupid Chatroom about Sonic! Get a life already."

Get a Life by TheCarolinaExperience July 10, 2015

bad life 

Locked inescapably in a life that is undesirable and difficult to tolerate. You live at home and you are 30, you are rapidly losing friends and you hate yourself so you don't want to spend time with the ones you have left, you are technically bankrupt, you can not get a hard on, you are afraid to go out in the street and you have no job.

all the above stuff is true about me, i have a bad life.

bad life by bob the hater August 13, 2006