Fart Knuckle

It's reference is to someone who is dumb as a bag of hammers and/or is dense. It's when your knuckle smells like your ass because your finger is shoved up there.

This douche fluid we are working with is a fart knuckle

by wolfhound61 October 3, 2017

Towel Fart

Wrapping yourself in another person's towel (preferably nude, as if you'd just taken a shower) and farting into it.

Last night when you were all watching TV, I sneaked into your bathroom and laid a towel fart into your shower towel.

by stan stanley October 29, 2011

Tornado Fart

The first moments after gas is passed in a moving car and the windows have been opened. The sudden rush of air causes the fart's stench to be magnified and quickly circulated to the noses of all the other occupants for their pleasure and/or displeasure.

A sudden giggle from the back seat was the only warning before the widow was opened and the tornado fart engulfed us all.

by Morning Trumpeter January 19, 2010

Charley fart

Flatulence accompanied by a painful cramping of the anus, lasting for several seconds.

My ass is still store from that charley fart this morning. I can barely shit.

by jm2011 February 23, 2014

fart knocker

n. 1. one who knocks farts
2. one who has the ability to penetrate gas with solid
3. one who can walk through a green cloud with no ill
effects
4. one who thinks he/she has discovered a door, only to
realize later that it was a fart
5. a brown, smelly ghost
6. one who uses: lol, ur, prolly, teh, etc.

Bruce: Knock knock.
Bob: Who's there.
Bruce: Fart.
Bob: Fart who?
Bruce: Fart Knocker.
Bob: Fuck you.

by camp lickalotta March 13, 2008

pussy fart

The 43rd president of the United States.

Man, That president was such a pussy fart!

by biggerus dickus July 27, 2010

Penis fart

a commonly used noun oversaid by stupid teenagers that have nothing else to say or do. Immediate punchline, or punch in the face

PENIS FART
*sockinthejaw*

by TruthSpeaker August 9, 2004