eat shit syndrome

eat shit syndrome is a very serious syndrome in which case you feel the urge to rub your dick on the television screen while watching videos of your cousins sister shitting on a unicorn/maurice campbell. another term for a eat shit is when you shit on kyans face and his sister likes to eat it off

you have eat shit syndrome
wow your gay as fuck

by ted mager August 5, 2018

Eat Dirt

telling someone to eat dirt, means as like telling them to leave you alone,

I told elliot to go eat dirt, and he stayed shut

by BigDaDonJohn March 11, 2024

eating a mcdonald

It's when you're about to eat your best friend mom fat ass in public.

Him: hey what are you doing tonight
You: Probably eating a mcdonald with your dad

by Darksideofmeme May 29, 2018

W eats

a very good high quality meal, youre winning. especially when it comes to cafeteria food.

person 1: wow the food in the cafeteria isnt so bad today
person 2: W eats

by babichu June 15, 2022

eat shit

Litterally telling someone to eat themselves because they are shit. Basically a shit comeback to any roast

Guy 1: ur mom gai
Guy 2: eat shit

by coolDefBoi December 4, 2019

eat watermelon behind the stairwell

The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.

I was fucking the shit out of Watermelonisha and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell.
I didn't know what was going on at first, but when I did it was fucking good.

by Edgecs September 12, 2017

Eat Beat Sleep

The perfect day - eat some food, rub one out, night night.

My brother does nothing but hang out at home and eat beat sleep. He didn’t even go to Thanksgiving.

by AlxNvrmnd January 10, 2024