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Crackfic 

A type of fiction where it is believed that the author must be on crack to have written such a story because it's so bizarre or off the wall
Often, a facial expression after reading one of these crackfics is 'O.O' or 'O.o'


"I just read a crackfic where Chuck Norris dreams he's Luke Skywalker than becomes a stripper to make more money for his kid"
Crackfic by BAMBI_IS_DEAD January 2, 2009
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Crackheads Chance 

The self motivating belief that one will simply come up on an item of value to feed their drug habit.
Well Bruh, you only had a crackheads chance of boosting me those items so you still owe me that money.
Crackheads Chance by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020
the act of having no balls
Dennis has this thing I like to call no cack.
no cack by The Trilla Boss April 29, 2008

Cracknigger 

A black man addicted to crack and all things dopamine
"Damn cracknigger stole my wallet!"
"Don't worry dave, that cracknigger will be shot up by morning."
Cracknigger by Lonewulf66 September 7, 2013

cracking plur 

A cracking plur is an amazing football with real skills.
Wow Cristiano Ronaldo is an absolute cracking plur

crackhead 

a broke ass mutha fucka who relies on crack to sustain daily life. Often seen running at full speed for a multitude of reasons.
crackhead by maybenot September 4, 2003

Florida Cracker 

Rare, Endangered, and Threatened Species. Florida Crackers are native born Floridians who speak a unique language. It is a language spoken from the heart that anyone can understand. True Florida Crackers have at least one lineal descendant who was also born in the Sunshine State. Florida Crackers feel comfortable shucking oysters, telling stories around a campfire, riding horses, spending time in THE SWAMP, grilling out large steaks, and they possess sophisticated humility. Florida Crackers have a kinship with other fellow Florida Crackers and they can communicate nonverbally. Florida Crackers are resilient, courageous, and very self-sufficient.
Governor Lawton Chiles was a proud Florida Cracker.

Steve Spurrier was born in Miami and embodies the traits of a Florida Cracker.
Florida Cracker by Florida1 December 15, 2011