Fat Albert

a chocolate milkshake that’s been roofied

He tried to give her a Fat Albert because he’s got no game

by hermaphrodisiac December 15, 2024

Milky Albatross

When you ask all your male friends to ejaculate in a bowl, and then stick your penis in it.

Girl: Hey honey, did you and the boys have fun on the bachelor party?
Man: Oh yeah, we all gave the groom a Milky Albatross!
Girl: Oh wow I'm so jealous!

by Albatross of the Milk February 6, 2025

Jessica Alba Is Dominican As Well

Jessica Alba Is Dominican As Well

Jessica Alba Is Dominican As Well

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

The Albanian Ass-Blaster

The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.

"Dude, this German chick loves the Albanian Ass-Blaster, you should totally try it sometime."

by HumbleContributor July 7, 2025

Anti-albotism

The sensation of feeling violently ill upon seeing Anthony Albanese's Face ,or hearing his voice.

I was watching the news ,while eating dinner and i had a sudden attack of Anti-albotism .

by Pan Horned God January 13, 2026

Pulled an Alberts

Returned to working out at the gym too hard and too soon after surgery.

My boyfriend pulled an Alberts and burst his appendix. Now we can't have sex for a month.

by pdiddy420 May 17, 2011

African not Albino

An African that isn't white. The true black man.

I swear he's African Albino? No; he's African not Albino.

by TooScatty May 22, 2018