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The Serbian Snowplow

The Serbian Snowplow refers to the niche act of placing a wedge in one's backside to limit/control the flow, and carefully aiming for a target painted on one's partner before letting it rip. Laxatives and taco bell are recommended to ensure a consistent flow.

It was popularised in Belgrade by Serbian youths after the Yugoslav Wars.
"Jao, dobio sam sjajan srpski snežni plug od Ane sinoć.“
"Damn, I got a great Serbian Snowplow from Ana last night."

The Serbian Snowplow refers to the niche act of placing a wedge in one's backside to limit/control the flow, and carefully aiming for a target painted on one's partner before letting it rip. Laxatives and taco bell are recommended to ensure a consistent flow.

It was popularised in Belgrade by Serbian youths after the Yugoslav Wars.

The Moldovan Hosepipe 

The Moldovan hosepipe usually refers to the novel act of finishing/discharging into a funnel connected to a container or hosepipe, and later reusing this collected substance as a lubricant for later sexual acts. It is thought to have originated in Moldova among the younger population of Bâlti, Moldova's second largest city.
"My friend was talking to me about the Moldovan Hosepipe earlier - I don't know how people get a kick from stuff like that!"

The Albanian Ass-Blaster 

The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.
"Dude, this German chick loves the Albanian Ass-Blaster, you should totally try it sometime."