The act of two men “plonking” their balls one on top of the other on some pastry crust. The men then jack each other off to create the sweetness of the pie.

Hey Jim, want to have a little slice of plunko pie?

Plunko Pie by Penny Pong April 16, 2021

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MOON PIE

An expression used whenever you don’t know how to respond to a situation.

Luke: Yeah nine people died at the FedEx shooting in Indianapolis.
Camden: Oh my god that’s so sad.

Jackson: MOON PIE

MOON PIE by Kaley_the_quiet_girl April 20, 2021

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couch pie

a separate piece of pie that was cut for nobody while serving

P1: “Where’s my pie?”

P2: “I don’t know, is this your pie?”

P1: “I don’t want couch pie!”

couch pie by MrCookieCrisps May 4, 2021

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clown pie

clown pie by neumonoultramicroscopicsilico May 15, 2021

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