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nerd crack

"Nerd communities devastated by HRT like black neighborhoods and crack in the 80s. Sad to watch."
"Bill was never the same after taking nerd crack, he'd spend 12 hours a day on twitter fighting everyone and yelling at his parents"
by iskam January 6, 2024
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crack cookies

A colloquialism to refer to lofthouse cookies or those really soft sugar cookies you can buy from the bakery section at the grocery store. Called such because they're not that good, but you end up eating them fast as hell like crack.
"Hey. I picked up some crack cookies from Food Lion. You want some?"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"
by LizardInACan April 12, 2022
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Crack Spider

A male spider who thinks building webs is for “suckas” causing him to kill a female orb weaver to claim her web as his own.
Nice web Mr. Crack Spider
by Cactifreezus January 1, 2023
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crack track

The vagina and anus crack together forms the crack track.
I was feeling up Jan last night and started from the top of her pussy and went right under to the top of her ass. I touched her whole crack track.
by Lee Thargic May 17, 2020
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Crack napkin

Man I sharted my pants and I'm gonna need a crack napkin!!
A crack napkin helps with the excess sweat and leakage in the anal area.
by Rwruff November 19, 2016
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Fair crack of the unleavened bread

Another way of saying "fair enough"; references to the Lord's Supper (Mark 14:22; Luke 22:13) in the Bible.
Person #1 - "Wanna hit the bins Saturday?"
Person #2 - "Nah bro, I've got service practice."
Person #1 - "Fair crack of the unleavened bread, my dude!"
by quesadillalover March 22, 2025
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To crack a joint

Commonly mistaken with the action of putting force on a bodypart where multiple bones meet, causing the "joint" to make a cracking or popping sound.

To crack a joint actually means to consuming Marihuana or as the hip folk say it "to smoke a doobie" or "to smoke trees".
Me: Do you have evening plans?
Mathias: Not really, want to crack a joint?
Me: What joint? Fingers or toes? Why would I want to do that all evening?
by No_lies_213 July 15, 2022
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