Salad dildo

Cucumber

I walked in and caught my uncle using the salad dildo mom

Bought for dinner

by Jacob Stancil November 8, 2025

Salacious Butt Sex

Vigorous sex in the butt with me and my friend Caleb

“Hey Caleb would you like to have salacious butt sex with me?”

by Potted_Plant November 13, 2025

Neapolitan Salad

When one ejaculates into a steamy pile of fecal matter after having sexual intercourse with a female during menstruation. The brown shit, red period blood, and white semen represent the three delicious flavors of Neapolitan ice cream.

A Neapolitan Salad is most common when a male stops having sex with his partner, while she is on her period, and then gives her a log jammer (please see definition).

Jim: Hey Sal, what’s that on your face?
Sal’s fuckbuddy: Oh, that just some leftover Neapolitan Salad.

by Mike127 December 26, 2008

Potato_Salad

A very addictive substance which can cause hallucinations

Or the awesome dude who's usually on #Talk ;)

"Omg did you see that guy on #Talk?!"
"Who? Potato_Salad? Yeah, he's awesome!"

by PotatoSalad May 16, 2008

Kosher Salad

A statement that explains how "ok" something is.

Person1: that is so not kosher salad!

Person2: so what? i don't care if its ok or not to hit bob in the face.

by pivotninja1337 June 16, 2009

king salad

1. In chess when your opponent has nothing but a king and all his pawns, you start taking your queen and killing his pawns one by one.

"Jeff is eating a king salad. He's killing all my pawns"

by huggins September 4, 2009

King Salad

When all thats left on the chessboard is your king and all your pawns.

Jeff slid his queen to another one of Dean's pawns "I am eating a king salad." He said. His voice dripping with evil.

by CookieDoom September 5, 2009