Friday O'Clock Shadow 

The beard you grow when you've been too lazy to shave all week.

"Are you growing a beard?"
"No, it's just my Friday o'clock shadow."

Friday O'Clock Shadow by Jeremy Ampe December 9, 2008

Woke-o-cracy

Woke-o-cracy: A Modern form of theocracy based on the Woke uncritical acceptance of Critical Race Theory and the willingness to atone for, cancel, or call out any speech or thought aimed at questioning The Woke’sunderlying assumptions.

The Evergreen Woke mobs seem to advocate for a Woke-o-cracy

Woke-o-cracy by NotonFacebook July 20, 2020

miguel o'haraing 

It is when you slam a person (usually someone lighter and smaller than you) using one hand towards a flat surface dramatically

"Did you see miguel o'hara miguel o'haraing miles in across the spider-verse?"

miguel o'haraing by V01DL33S June 11, 2023

E.M.H.O. 

Early Morning HardOn...Erection a man has when he wakes up in the morning.

Ever since I was thirteen, I've had an E.M.H.O.!

E.M.H.O. by Frank Palace January 14, 2012

P.U.O 

Put you on!

Sarah: you saw the cute guy from school?
Jessie: yeah, we are friends... want me to p.u.o?
Sarah: YESSS!

P.U.O by misslea.\ October 24, 2020

Ian O'Shea 

The hottest non-wormaphobe ever!!! Jared Howe's rival in Stephenie Meyer's "The Host". He falls in love with Wanda, the alien that takes over Melanie Stryder's body. Jared Howe, however, is in love with Melanie, who isnt completely erased from her body, despite Wanda's existance. He has a twin brother, Kyle O'Shea. When Wanda sacrifices her soul-self to save Melanie, he goes and finds her a different body. he has snow white skin, sapphire eyes, and coal-black hair

"You. Are. Not. Leaving. Me."
Sapphire, snow, and midnight, all rolled into one

Ian O'Shea is my friend's imaginary lover.

Ian O'Shea by Rae Pridemore June 22, 2008

Five o’clock Vodka

Five O’clock Vodka is the cheapest fifth in almost any liquor store guaranteed. Mineral spirits disguised as a fifth. Upon drinking, the brave souls must sign a mental waiver guaranteeing explosive diarrhea in exchange for waking up in a dumpster with 2 Chinese hookers, an extreme headache, and 2 packs of pall mall ultra lights. It’s the gift that keeps giving until you find yourself in the throes of rejection forcing yourself to vomit over and over. But at 5.99 a fifth, I’ll take my chances. Buyer beware.

Dan purchased a fifth of five o’clock vodka, and woke up the next morning in a space station watching loony tunes reruns, tied to a stripper pole

Five o’clock Vodka by AssEatersGlobal May 17, 2018