school spirit
the biggest evil in high school because it forces people to like the jocks even though they are conceited
school spirit by big doofus September 18, 2007
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School Bus Trolls
The people you only see on the school bus and never actually at school. Reasons for this are usually lack of intelligence and/or hygiene.
School Bus Trolls by B October 23, 2005
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school dance
An event at your local school that (in the school staff's opinion) "will allow students to kick back and have fun with friends". Basically, what a school dance consists of is a live DJ playing pop and hip-hop (very unsettling for a rock fan), teachers, and of course, the students all dancing away at a large area at school. They're all supposed to have fun, right?
...No, not really. In my case, the school had us sign a "Behavior Agreement Form", which restricts you from holding hands with others, forming mosh pits, and all that good stuff that goes in a dance. AUTOMATIC DOUCHINESS. That's probably what my classmates thought, so very few people ever show up to the dance. Last year, roughly 100 students showed up out of the 1260 in the 6th & 7th grades. This year, only 3 people out of the 540 8th graders showed up, and the dance was instantly canceled.
...No, not really. In my case, the school had us sign a "Behavior Agreement Form", which restricts you from holding hands with others, forming mosh pits, and all that good stuff that goes in a dance. AUTOMATIC DOUCHINESS. That's probably what my classmates thought, so very few people ever show up to the dance. Last year, roughly 100 students showed up out of the 1260 in the 6th & 7th grades. This year, only 3 people out of the 540 8th graders showed up, and the dance was instantly canceled.
The moral of the story? If your school makes you sign a douchy behavior agreement form for a school dance, it's automatically shitty. Don't go.
school dance by Mayu Mizuki <3 October 11, 2009
school food
School food is motherfucking awful and with every scoop of slop you move closer to fucking and it taste like eating filthy asshole
Hey Brad do you like school food? Fuck no you dumbass bitch. That stuff tastes like ass farts in your mouth
school food by Wienerface buttsex December 8, 2016
school jetlag
Problem on the last night of the school holidays, which is to be followed by the first day of school. You are forced to adjust yourself back into your old sleeping pattern, in the knowledge that you will be up before 7am, but cannot get to sleep.
*5 students collapse*
"wow.. that's some pretty bad school jetlag.. they must've been going to bed at 5am all summer.."
"wow.. that's some pretty bad school jetlag.. they must've been going to bed at 5am all summer.."
school jetlag by the lolagon January 14, 2008
school spirit
devotion of your whole entire highschool life to your school. going to football games if not to sabotage it.
school spirit by 54779 August 14, 2006
School Kid
Those obnoxious little brats who you want to punch in the fucking teeth just for being in the same region as you.
They ask questions they already know the answer to in a slow, nauseating tone just to see if you'll snap. and when you do, they'll run away giggling with all their little queer associates.
They are known to use the worst, most unoriginal come backs that will bring your blood to a boil and you'll want to drop kick their mouthy asses. "I know you are but what am I?"
You can usually find a school kid mocking/copying you, as it is one of their favorite pastimes.
They think they're REALLY cool when they get facebook and start wall-to-walling with their friends saying shit like "LMFAO, that was so funny! XD :P" and "omg! lutz go 2 the moviez l8r." ...shut the fuck up
They also like to tell really dumb, pointless stories. You know what I'm talking about.
If you see a school kid, you are likely to be kind and patient at first.. but be warned, this will change after a few short minutes of conversing with them. their constant annoyances will beat down even the toughest of the tough and you will want to get as far away as possible. if you are unable to escape them, you will have to endure the pain for the time being. good luck.
They ask questions they already know the answer to in a slow, nauseating tone just to see if you'll snap. and when you do, they'll run away giggling with all their little queer associates.
They are known to use the worst, most unoriginal come backs that will bring your blood to a boil and you'll want to drop kick their mouthy asses. "I know you are but what am I?"
You can usually find a school kid mocking/copying you, as it is one of their favorite pastimes.
They think they're REALLY cool when they get facebook and start wall-to-walling with their friends saying shit like "LMFAO, that was so funny! XD :P" and "omg! lutz go 2 the moviez l8r." ...shut the fuck up
They also like to tell really dumb, pointless stories. You know what I'm talking about.
If you see a school kid, you are likely to be kind and patient at first.. but be warned, this will change after a few short minutes of conversing with them. their constant annoyances will beat down even the toughest of the tough and you will want to get as far away as possible. if you are unable to escape them, you will have to endure the pain for the time being. good luck.
School Kid: Why is your shirt red?
You: I donno.. i bought it that way i guess.
School Kid: Oh. whyyyy did you buy the red one?
You: ..I wanted to.
School Kid: whyyyyy did you want to?
You: I. Like. Red.
School Kid: whyyyy do you like red?
You: FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE PRICK!!
School Kid: I know you are but what am I? (usually done with devil's smirk)
You: my fuck you're such a school kid!
You: I donno.. i bought it that way i guess.
School Kid: Oh. whyyyy did you buy the red one?
You: ..I wanted to.
School Kid: whyyyyy did you want to?
You: I. Like. Red.
School Kid: whyyyy do you like red?
You: FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE PRICK!!
School Kid: I know you are but what am I? (usually done with devil's smirk)
You: my fuck you're such a school kid!
School Kid by Bumsrus October 4, 2011