Pulling a Jesse

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Ha! Thomas got combo'ed at uno, he'll be pulling a Jesse!

by VanadiumCoffeecup February 29, 2024

Mikkel ellegaard jensen

Beavo look a like. Has had the same haircut since birth. Mikkel ellegaard jensen is a background character who thinks he´s important. Mikkel ellegaard jensen aka Mikkel is also someone who is just there inhaling our oxygen and is a waste of space. BTW Mikkel is also best friends with the canteen lady.

OMG that no-one is a mikkel
Oh shit someone is breathing out Co2 what the hell
Jesus christ. I didnt see you there mikkel, u scared me
Someone not being see or heard is a mikkel ellegaard jensen

by Every person on earth and magn March 5, 2024

Gone the Way of Jesse

Disappeared from the face of the Earth like Jesse Evans - Noted Outlaw.

"Where has Joe been? "
"Man I don't know, he's gone the way of Jesse."

by BigDaddyNac March 5, 2024

Gone the way of Jesse

The act of disappearing suddenly and inexplicably like Jesse Evans, noted outlaw.

John: "Where is Tom?"
Chris: "I haven't seen him in months - he musta gone the way of Jesse."

by BigDaddyNac March 6, 2024

The New Jersey Broccoli Chop

When you begin chopping broccoli while, after, or giving a hand job.

"Oh look Eli is chopping brocc- ... never mind."
"yeah my man was bothering me so I gave him The New Jersey Broccoli Chop"

by DanteFA March 7, 2026

The New Jersey Gas Pump

When the attendant is pumping your gas you have them fart onto your pork roll, egg and cheese sandwhich. Then you must immediately consume that sandwich while it's still warm.

Man that attendant really gave me the New Jersey Gas Pump treatment. Hopefully that was just ketchup he left on that sandwhich.

by KannibalFlamingo January 6, 2026

national give a girl you jersey day

September 30th is the day to give ur favorite girl or a girl you talk to your jersey

it’s national give a girl you jersey day

by takenbacon17 September 24, 2021