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Jake’s Dilemma

When someone says “I’m never drinking again” after a night of heavy drinking.
Jake: “I’m never drinking again
Sam: “you said that last week, Jake’s dilemma
by Fish20 February 17, 2023
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JakeInALake

omg is JakeInALake can I get your autograph
by JakeInALake_ February 20, 2023
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jake

green bean
sometimes eats metal gears
on that nitro 24/7
a i r s o f t

lemmy award winner
"jake is the coolest person."
"yeah he's always on that nitro."
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Jake Dietz

1.When you're looking out your window and watching kids at a birthday party

2. Asking someone weird personal questions
"Bro you are Jake Dietz right now staring out your window like that"
"What the Jake Dietz are you asking me I'm not telling you what bus number my bus is"
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Jake

Jake is a dumbass
by Bannannabannnaaa March 3, 2023
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Jake

A person who is very caring, sweet, and very trustworthy.

They deal with a lot of "Myrah-Related" in their life, but they deal with it pretty well. They are very good at opening up about things, and making people feel included>:D.

They do trust many people and are always ready to show their love!:D

If you're dating a Jake then be prepared for surprises and lots of cuddles/hugs! They can be very adorable at times, and they are very hot (you didn't get this from me!). When you're alone you guys have a lot of fun.. ;) Feel really lucky that you're dating them, because they like a couple of people. But, they chose you over everyone because they love you!:D

Everyone likes them because they're very fun and easy-going. You'll never have a dull moment with them. Get ready for lots of fun hehe!

Myrah: You know that new dude Jake?
Claire: He is like so hot!
Jake is a very special moment.
by MissMatchDefinitions March 7, 2023
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jake nedved

A man with a big penis and a small ego. Jake nedved is the type of guy to whip out a snake when you expect a mesquito. also his sister is racist
"YO, did you hear that jake nedveds sister said the n word??!!
by wordwizard222254 March 21, 2023
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