David

big hunky alpha man, might be racist kinda not sure.

omg david is so zaddy hot DAYUM

by anonymous December 18, 2023

David Billington

A metaphor for a serial pedophile. Preying on the youngest victims possible. Located in the Leicestershire region of U.K.

"oh my days, David Billington is at it again!" Screamed the unfortunate parents.

by Mike the rock Tyson June 4, 2017

A David Kessler

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.

"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"

by I eat ass for breakfast November 25, 2016

David

David is a piece of shit that claims to be the greatest tech wizard on the block yet comes relies on other to fix his mathematical problems i.e. linear equations.

Damn, that David from the sample questions is a dumb fuck who doesn't even know how to fix his own TV reception.

by ItsBathy November 27, 2022

David

There’s always one person named David in your friend group. Yeah well that guy looks like a sloth and probs go marcellin

G david , yea fuck u hehe

by user2838478219923 November 22, 2021

David Bergeron

A sexy beast in middle school

Yo that kid Kyle is a total David Bergeron

by FinnyTheFlopper May 2, 2022

Davide

Davide Is a looking big sgrodolo, beautiful and very smart. It Is important to know that Davide is the best brawlhalla player you've ever seen. If you wanna try to impress him just wear a pink hoodie and remember he loves being the center of attention so you can easily start a conversation about that.
Most important thing, he loves oden and he also love talking about him so please go on your bed pick up your phone e start now this sgrogno anime.

ODEN NITORYU TOUGEN SHIRATAKI!!
wow Davide you're fantastic

by NateSawyer November 26, 2021