Jelly Sandwich

An Amazing couple

They are such a good couple. They must be a Jelly Sandwich.

by Antisocialperson December 21, 2018

Shit sandwich

When you think you're done wiping, but out comes another turd onto the tp below, and you end up having to wipe again.

Damn, dude, that taco bell got me fucked up- thought I was done after 30 minutes of torture, but before I could flush I ended up making a shit sandwich.

by Toilenator October 11, 2018

smiley sandwich

a smiley used in e-mails, instant messages, etc. there's one pair of eyes but two mouths. used when very happy/sad/any other emotion. usually looks something like this:
(:)
you can make them sad too.
):(

person 1: that's hilarious. you're soooo funny!!
person 2: (:)
person 1: ???
person 2: that's a smiley sandwich! DUH.

by carlyx srsly December 24, 2008

Bumper sandwich

When you are backing your truck up and you hit a screaming goblin man with the back of your truck

man: how about a bumper sandwich booger lips hehehehehe.
goblin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

by YellowSnow121 February 20, 2025

Brady Sandwich

A tactic in sports, particularly soccer, where two (preferably large) players from one team slam into an opposing player from both sides.

The Octopus - "We were down 3-0 so we had Dan and James Brady Sandwich this one kid who was trying to score."

by SavageBaboon July 28, 2009

Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich

a meme from back in whenever the hell..

features Obama’s face on a grilled cheese sandwich.

Mm.. No, I don’t understand this.. grilled cheese obama sandwich.. my hear can’t take this damage..

by TronityCat September 10, 2025

Ham Sandwich

When you get a wedgie in your pussy.

I've been walking around with a ham sandwich all day!

by Mark McBass August 12, 2022