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Clown Juice 

A metaphorical substance that when ingested makes an individual, a group, a piece of media, etc ironically funny - especially when their intent was to be serious.

This substance can also be produced by exceedingly funny material, and can be pictured as excreting or discharging from said material.
Jim -in an unironic video essay: you see leafs being green and not red is the very reason we need to have poor people.
Jill -to her friends: Holy shit, that man is dripping with clown juice.
Clown Juice by Fox the Thinker August 11, 2023
Related Words

grams juice 

An alcoholic mixed drink originally from Philly created by local niche micro celebrity grams.sss! Grams juice is made up of 5-8 shots of Rain vodka and Monster Energy Pacific Punch usually served on the rocks in a reusable tumbler cup.
Scotty: “why mikayla passed out at the function

Scoot: “she was drinkin that grams juice”
grams juice by Liptonlily August 19, 2023

hair juice

Tiny beads of perspiration that dangle off the ends of a sweaty man's chest hair.
I borrowed my friend's hoodie and he immediately complained, "Dude, now it's got hair juice all over it!"
hair juice by Freddy Freshlegs August 21, 2023

poochie juice 

The act of getting pubic hairs stuck in your throat.
example: Dj was drinking some poochie juice yesterday.
poochie juice by A.konda August 26, 2023

Cuh Juice 

The viscous substance slurped by a cuh or cuzzo to enlarge the cuh arm
Ian: Imma drink the cuh juice for my cuh arm.
Cuh Juice by Milf Hunter Jit September 21, 2023

Chair juice 

A deposit of female urin/ejaculate on a chair, in notical terms a wet queef.
When the beatles played at Shea Stadium in 1966, the custodial staff complained about the excessive amount of chair juice on the thousands of wooden ballpark seats.
Chair juice by Joebeardski September 23, 2023