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J*b

Job, but censored

This is basically making fun of both people whom seem to censor every word (because trigger warnings, i guess), and unemployed people. Usually, when you say Job, Outside, or any word that would trigger a degenerate on the Internet, they'll say "censor it!" As a joke.
Person 1: Get a job.

Person 2: Ewww! Censor that word!

Person 3: Yeah, say j*b, or at least add a TW before you say that!
by lesbiangex221 June 10, 2025
mugGet the J*bmug.

J. D. Vance

To have sex with a couch.
"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."
by joe995 January 14, 2025
mugGet the J. D. Vancemug.

J Veggie

When a John is expected to pay Vegas "High End" Escort Pricing for a meth head hooker who lives in the middle of nowhere and just lays in bed like a vegetable and does nothing.
Brah, that chick Carly from country town OH totally pulled a J Veggie on me last night!
by B(ra)DSM July 20, 2020
mugGet the J Veggiemug.

Mike J-Jones

This is a really tiny loser that is the size of a Ant and somehow deletes his graphics driver in his computer all the time!
Girl: you are such a Mike J-Jones (referring to a persons height)
by AinstuLive September 30, 2023
mugGet the Mike J-Jonesmug.

Landon J Williams

Landon is a sexy male who has a fat cock and i would fuck him anyday the week what a sexy male
by 11th grade man November 29, 2019
mugGet the Landon J Williamsmug.

Triple J jump

Triple J jump ; Triple is a Nationwide radio station in Australia. They had the idea, if all there listeners JUMP in unison, it should trigger the richter scale.
The Triple J jump was huge, richter scale measures ranged Australia wide. Triple J is Australian Government Funded.
by Bryn Benn April 11, 2020
mugGet the Triple J jumpmug.

j

pronounced "jay", it means jealous or jealousy
1. yoooo did you see john got a new girlfriend?
- yeah dude, tracy's gonna be so j
by cyclonehunter123 October 31, 2023
mugGet the jmug.

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