Butter My Eggroll

To butter someones eggroll is to be very strange and sexual around another gender

Eg: Butter My Eggroll Daddy
Friend: Dafuc?

by LitPotato August 20, 2018

Buttering your bread

Spreading copious amounts semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.

Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants.

by Clay-train December 5, 2019

peanut butter waffle

Ryan choo choggers his dog and his piano. He enjoys ramming large objects into his anus hole.

Ryan you as a Anus Hole choo chogger

by peanut butter waffle May 3, 2004

Peanut Butter Crack

When you spread peanut butter on your taint and let your dogs have their way.

I made a peanut butter crack last night and my dogs licked me to orgasm.

by minnecrapolis July 9, 2009

Buttering My Biscuit

Pouring melted butter on your asshole while masturbating.

Bro, I was beating my meat last night, but I couldnt get it off till I started buttering my biscuit.

by ToxicDruid June 29, 2019

doo doo butter

a word that goes beyond all other words a word not afraid to play by the rules, since its time in nam doo doo butter has been fighting a one man army against crime. Joining the LAPD in 1983 doo doo butter has done everything from saving small children from beartraps to killing children in beartraps we owe a special debt to doo doo butter.

"doo doo butter lost his arm in Nam" :(

by Austin Flanders November 23, 2004

Peanut Butter Wolf

Prank played on an intoxicated friend by which you spackle their hairy crack with peanut butter.

Damien came home in drunken stupor, chowed down on some peanut butter & jelly sandwiches then passed out. Afterwards, Jeff shoved the peanut butter knife down the crack of his hairy ass, giving him a Peanut Butter Wolf.

by Irving_Nutty January 2, 2012