stay-at-home mom 

A mom who has given up any chance at a career of her own to take care of and raise her kids.

My mom was a stay-at-home mom and raised 5 kids while my dad worked incredibly long hours to support the family. She's a lot less boring (and a LOT less naive)since we all left home and she started working...

stay-at-home mom by fishgirl July 13, 2006

Soccer mom

The person that gets stuck picking everyone up to take them to work or an event.

The Designated Driver in a group of drunken friends

Take a taxi, I'm not your Soccer Mom

Soccer mom by Manderin September 19, 2005

My Mom Jokes 

A highly unusual method of including your own mother in the midst of an irrelevant conversation or arguement, therefore creating confusion among those whom you are having a conversation with.
May also be used to interupt another group's conersation

My Mom Jokes
Person 1:"I got a deadly new car! it's really fast"
Person 2:"My mom's really fast"
or
Person 1:"He's used to having balls in his mouth..."
Person 2:"My mom's used to having balls in her mouth"

My Mom Jokes by The T July 24, 2008

ur mom 

a horrible comeback used by total idiots who have nothing better to say. It is often replaced by other nouns in the sentence.

Bob: your an idiot.
Paul Baker: Your Mom's a idiot!

Sally: this homework sucks
Paul Baker: your mom sucks!

Joe: your gay
Paul Baker: Your mom's gay!

ur mom by urmomisgay June 20, 2006

your mom 

A phrase spurted out during a heated conversation. Usually has no meaning. Considered by many as a whole-hearted sentence of superiority in chat-rooms, or in an MSN Instant Messaging conversation. Generally a brainless statement.

Asshead says:
I h8 u

Asshead says:
dont tok 2 meh

Asshead says:
your mom

your mom by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

ur mom 

What people say when the they lack the intelligence to think of any sort of comeback. It's a very redundant phrase. You'll say, "Hey, how's it goin'?" and your mother will be brought into the conversation out of nowhere.

Whomever uses this phrase in an argument, has automatically lost.

Me:Seriously, Napoleon Dynamite sucks.
Them:ur mom
Them:lol
Them:...
Me: Ohhh, original.
Them:STFU ur momz a ho
Me: At least I got one, motherfucka'!
Them has signed off

ur mom by Jon May 13, 2005

Old Mom 

An ex-New Mom which you still need to deal with.

1. Old Mom keeps wantin' to hook back up
2. Old Mom gets most of my take-home.

Old Mom by Eric January 2, 2004