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crazy like mutha fucka hanzo 

Hanzo is the well-endowed samurai from the cult trilogy Hanzo the Razor. Hanzo is best described as a Japanese amalgamation of Shaft and Dirty Harry. He practiced sadomasochism to further hone his strength and sexual prowess. Examples include pounding his penis into a block of wood with a mallet and humping a dry bag of rice.
Tony just dry humped a Brillo Pad, he's crazy like mutha fucka hanzo.
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something like a pimp 

One who acts as if they are running thangs! One who lays down the pimp hand in their efforts to make sure one does not get out of pocket. One who clocks many hoes.
I am something like a pimp and I will back hand you if you get out of line, now let me go get my hoes before I hit the club.
something like a pimp by Mia Lanae September 7, 2008
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christian-like 

To solve a dilemma without the use of a beretta. Most likely a pastor is involved.
Rufus - Did she tell you that I was a pastor?

Sylvester - I said well good that's betta right? Why can't we handle this christian-like?
christian-like by jakeo August 8, 2006

Insta-like 

When you post something on someone's Facebook wall or picture and they instantly like it.
Alex: i just commented on her picture...she already liked it

Crowd of 1000 people: BITCH JUST INSTA-LIKED it!
Insta-like by l Eat Rocks May 7, 2011

flex like ouu 

Wearing gucci, 100k watches, dreadlocks, diamonds, holding guns and acting like your cool.
Walk in the club and flex like ouu
flex like ouu by Elden June 18, 2017

She looks like sex 

The girl is so hot, she drives a guy crazy and he wants to have sex with her really bad, thus, this "looks like sex" phrase is born.
booty she looks like sex
She looks like sex by elduderino9678 September 11, 2013

Beaten like a red haired stepchild 

Sorry, my example was grammatically incorrect. This is how it should have been written:
Gaz just beat Sean like a red haired stepchild