Jake

A damn hot man with hot eyes and hot hair and a steamy greasy oily hot bod. He has a lovely height and loves kids (in a friendly way)

"hot, steamy, oily, chunky, Jake bod"

by Big chunk of oily meat December 30, 2022

Jake

Tends to like cougars

#YourMom

Randy I saw Jake talking to your mom

by Picklejuice24 January 13, 2023

Jake shaw

To be a great music promoter.

Jake shaw is a great music promoter

by Yourownmusic January 18, 2023

Jake a screw

To cam out, fall off or drop a screw while trying to install something. More commonly referred to as JAKE!

John jaked another screw! He is the king of Jake a screw. John is the captin of the jale a screw team

by Dominik the fat kid January 21, 2023

jake

the cutest guy on earth who is hilarious sweet and SHORT HAHAHA. he would be your best friend but your worst enemy if ur mean to him or his friends, but hes loyal and dedicated and always up for a good time. he would do stupid stuff like claim he has 0 rizz when in reality he has the most anyone could have. u go jake

“why is jake so cute STOP”
“idk but to me he looks like a troll doll”

by sneakerswish200 January 27, 2023

Jake Paul

The embodiment of cringe. He's a Youtuber that somehow still makes videos. Legends say that all his subscribers are children or retarded adults.

Ugh. Jake Paul. I cringe at his name.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

Jake Cuthbert

A man with a batty wider then the Mediterranean

Oh my god, I can see Jake Cuthbert's batty from Mongolia!

by BigBattyBoyLover February 15, 2023