hairy beaver 

A very hairy vajayjay

I went to fuck this bitch but she had a hairy beaver.

hairy beaver by pajama man sam June 17, 2009

Jeff Hardy 

2xtreme The only real risk taker in the wwe, Matt Hardy is a dick, has never been in a decent match for a ppv since jeff left, @ wrestlemania 21 there's going to be a triple threat tornado tag team match that the hardy's would have dominated, its not the wwe without the entertainment, and jeff took the entertainment with him when he left,BRING BACK JEFF

2xtreme Jeff took the wwe to the extreme, all ways putting his body on the line, where as matt would never try anything risky, jeff was so extreme he made sure the fans got what they paid for.

Jeff Hardy by Hoggie April 1, 2005

Hairy Triangle 

A properly groomed female pudenda. The pubic triangle is considered by intelligent people to be part of what makes a woman's nudity so appealing.

Betty Blue. "Here fat pig take a look at my glorious hairy triangle. It's beautiful.

Hairy Triangle by Beatrice Dalle April 29, 2011

harpy 

Best friend or besty of a women you are romantically involved with. Sole occupation to plant seeds of discord in your otherwise healthy relationship in the form of statements about your performance as a companion or questions phrased in such a manner to make you seem like a putrid pile of crap.

I thought things were going great with my girlfriend but that harpy made her think that my lack of dancing coordination would seriously jeopardize the well being of any children we have. Wtf?

harpy by mintyfreshj July 18, 2011

hairy anal hippo

having anal sex with a fat chick with a hairy ass hole

wow i'm gonna have hairy anal hippo sex with tiffany

hairy anal hippo by don-keyballs November 6, 2007

hardy boys 

1. a mystery series produced from the 20's to the 70's.

2. another name for a man's testicles.

1. "Oh man, I love reading The Hardy Boys!"

2a. "Looks like The Hardy Boys are going on another adventure!"

2b. "The Hardy Boys are excited...and it's no mystery!"

hardy boys by AnyaFanya May 27, 2006

hairy beanbag 

The adult male Scrotum.

Sarah tried to kick my leg and missed, hitting me instead in my "hairy beanbag."

Julie looked like she wanted it, so I directed her to begin nursing upon my "hairy beanbag."

After much stretching I was able to drape Mollie's face with my fleshy negation, my "hairy beanbag". Sealing her grill in the warm embrace of my glistening "hairy beanbag", although not tearing my "hairy beanbag", I surely put it's elasticity to the test.

hairy beanbag by A pimp called 'Slickback' July 30, 2008