Apple Milkshake is when two males shove cut-up apples into the hole of their penises, until they spurt their semen onto the apples, feeding it to eachother.
by Rykerrzz March 29, 2024
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Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024
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A tech brand that is run by greedy fucks and overprices everything they sell, for no fucking reason. Their phones, imacs, or anything they have can break easly, and its takes 99999 months to repair.
"Please guys subscibe to our streaming service Apple Plus!!!!! Its only 8000$/month!!!1!1"
"New iphone 16 released!!! Its only 782020289$ guyz!!!1!2! Pls buy!!!!1!1!"
"New iphone 16 released!!! Its only 782020289$ guyz!!!1!2! Pls buy!!!!1!1!"
by Moonlight Densetsu April 1, 2024
Get the Apple mug.This is when the knob head is so freaking ginormous and reddish, that it is called a gala apple prepuce
João: Bro, I know some one in the volleyball team that has the biggest ass dick
Andreas: Oh seriously, what do you mean, tho?
João: We were in the dressing room, and he showed us his dick and when he did, we could see his behemoth Gala Apple prepuce
Andreas: Oh seriously, what do you mean, tho?
João: We were in the dressing room, and he showed us his dick and when he did, we could see his behemoth Gala Apple prepuce
by Andreas e João April 2, 2024
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Get the Can’t Stand an Apple mug.Apple Borg: A term referring to Apple iPhone users who, like the Borg from Star Trek, form a collective consciousness. They stick together, appear entranced by their devices, and often consider themselves part of a superior tech-savvy race.
Lee: Bruv, those Apple iPhone users are a bit funny. They all kind of have that same emotionless vibe: everyone’s got the same devices, and they all stick together. They don’t really like differences in devices.
Frank: They remind me of the Borg from Star Trek, all weirdly cybernetic, connected, and uniform.
Lee: We could just call them the Apple Borg, LOL.
Frank: Init Bruv LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: They remind me of the Borg from Star Trek, all weirdly cybernetic, connected, and uniform.
Lee: We could just call them the Apple Borg, LOL.
Frank: Init Bruv LOL.
Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese January 29, 2026
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