California Potato Chip

Little dried chips of man chowder and pussy juice that you find stuck to the back seat of your car. Delicious with clam dip. Watch out for the BBQ version.

Don’t ride in his back seat because someone spilled a bag of California Potato Chips back there. You get pregnant or cut yourself.

by Masaj Marod February 9, 2025

Potato Gamer

This potato is better than all and will become king of all

It was a honor fighting with the potato gamer

by You but better January 13, 2021

My life is a potato

a sentence that a retard would say

some loser fuck: My life is a potato!
Every other well-developed human being: Oh no, he's retarded

by georgy177 February 5, 2021

Potato

To be very crappy, slow, or even bad

or, a extremely awesome crop brought to Europe from the New world that saved lives

Dude, I want to play but my graphics card is potato

by KAWGY June 14, 2018

Potato

When you and your friend are talking and your friend tries to be funny and random by simply saying “potato”

Person one:”hey did you see that ga-
Person two:”POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
person one: “jesus christ carl”

by Logan_roub January 10, 2020

Baked Potato

Someone with no arms or legs who is stoned

"Claire is an amputee stoner, a baked potato."

by Saiki KK April 15, 2022

British Potato

The act of one getting a vegetable and peeling the skin from there dick and having sex

"it hurt so bad when I did a British potato with my girl"-some dumbshit

by Putin on my glasses April 18, 2018