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Compliment the Owner Day 

On December 19th everyone compliments the owner, only saying nice things, and the owner can do nothing about it
"holy canoli its compliment the owner day"

Egg the opposite sex 

The egg is when you pee right before you cum, Or vice-versa.
"dude I totally egged her face!"
"What's that?"
"Pee a litter on her face. Then cum which is like the egg white and the pee being yellow like yolk."
"Oh aight bet trynna egg you, which is egg the opposite sex!"

Orgasm of the Opera 

A game to play with sexual deviants during a play/musical. Anytime music peaks or tension occurs someone in the group must try to orgasm. Whomever doesn't orgasm is eliminated, last one standing wins.
You guys wanna go see Romeo and Juliet and play Orgasm of the Opera?
Orgasm of the Opera by DavidOOTO February 24, 2021

squirt the oyster

I have to go squirt the oyster

Bringing the OldSpice 

When you dad takes over the dance floor with moves that you have never seen before but really do like. Spectacular dancing performed at a wedding by elder members of your family that get applauded by the younger generation. When Grandpa busts a move on the newer pop culture songs.
Mom and Dad are bringing the OldSpice to this party. Grammy laid it down and brought her OldSpice to the floor.