jack-off

a person who was not worth being born, an asshole, a person who should have been a blow-job.

That jack-off owes me money.

by blade January 9, 2004

Jack the Fucker

A general term for any rapist, especially a serial rapist. Similar to Jack the Ripper, only he violently fucks people against their will instead of ripping them open with a knife.

Jill: "Well, it's getting late. I better go home now".

Mary: "Be careful when you pass those dark alleys. You never know if you'll run into Jack the Fucker".

by Jackette55 November 24, 2009

crack a jack

to take a dump, have a shit, to defecate.

"I need to crack a jack"

by sparky.exe September 6, 2006

Jack Johnson

The code word for sex, used by men.

"Dude, last night i was with my girl and i got some Jack Johnson.

by Tmolie April 25, 2011

jack danniels

the best damn alcahol in the world...give ya a good time right there!!!!! if ya havent tried it try it!!!!

my good ole' friend jack

by trblgvesmeahandx May 6, 2005

Jack and Jills

Sexual stimulants known as viagra.

Can you get me some Jack and Jills, I just can't get it up.

by itsflemz August 24, 2007

jacking-off

when guyz get board they run very up to their room or home or sd thy refer to their room their masterbation pad. they rub rub rub ru mayb even suck them selfves until that white shit just started slowing out like te nile river.

kyle runs and rubs very fast then slow fast n slow fast n slow!! (hes having a great time by himself)!!;)

by poo face May 10, 2003