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Car Douchebag

Those dudes that drive around at 3AM max fucking throttle with the loudest possible cars.
Person 1: "Damn I was trying to sleep but was woken up by some Car Douchebag"
Person 2: "Me too, he must've been driving around neighborhoods to fuck up everyone's sleep."
by RathboneTheGoldHoarder July 9, 2022
mugGet the Car Douchebagmug.

Car ride porta-pody

After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them
P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.
by Toscanini March 14, 2021
mugGet the Car ride porta-podymug.

Race Car

Did you know Race Car spelled backwards is Race Car
Did you know Race Car spelled backwards is Race Car
by PlusFearzz May 16, 2018
mugGet the Race Carmug.

Al-car-holic

A person addicted to automobiles
He can't go anywhere without his car, he's an al-car-holic.
by Anton999 February 20, 2018
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Buxton bottle on car

When a man places a Buxton bottle of water on a automobile he sentences him to a duel. It is derived from the Fenghou; a mad dog like creature that deals havoc to all those around.
Ah , you left man on the log

We’ll see about that

*Places Buxton Bottle on Car*
by Balaboy May 26, 2020
mugGet the Buxton bottle on carmug.

Island car

Are often passed from friend to friend - dents and scrapes are mandatory - buy a nice seat cover at least for the driver side - Do not repaint or get the dents fixed - do not lend it to a friend unless they are agreeable to a cash replacement - stay left and aim at something cheap.
My island car crapped out on me on my way to work.
by c_notes_ April 3, 2017
mugGet the Island carmug.

Car Bombed

After a friend has given you a ride, before you get out of their car, you let out a monstrous fart and shut the door quickly.

aka Uber fart
After john gave me a ride, I car bombed him good!
by dboys194 May 8, 2016
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