Apple

A BLUE AND WHITE FRUIT THAT IS RELATED TO BILL COSBEY AND EATS ELECTRONIC TOASTERS. IF YOU EAT AN APLLE YOU WILL BECOME PURPLE. APPLES ARE BETTER THAN BLUEBERRIES AND ORANGES BECAUSE THOSE FRUITS CANT TO YOGA!

Kid- Whoa that apple knows Bill Cosby.
Apple- Ya want some Weed.

by AflackToasterhahahahaha May 19, 2018

apple

red orange

oh i want a red orange, oops i mean an apple

by search my name SUGAR December 19, 2019

The Rotten Apples

A website which helps users find out if an alleged sex offender was a part of their favourite film or TV show.

"I was going to start watching House of Cards but I looked it up on The Rotten Apples and apparently Kevin Spacey is a paedophile."

by mattybb April 22, 2018

Don’t worry, it’s apple juice...

a phrase said in order to clear up confusion on whether or not you are drinking an adult beverage.

Bagel: Dude, haven’t you had enough beer for one night?
Agle: Don’t worry, it’s apple juice...

by anonymous February 18, 2021

apple

why are you looking up apple in the urban dictionary?

you should know what an apple is.

by EpicCatz November 1, 2025

American Apple Snatch

The American Apple Snatch is when you insert red white and blue glitter and an apple into your foreskin, then you stroke yourself until ejaculation. However, before ejaculation you snatch the apple out of your urethra and watch as the glitter flies out.

Last night I gave myself an exquisite American Apple Snatch

by Baatar March 17, 2024