God's waiting room

A word used to describe any town or village with a high percentage of elderly people such as Tampa Florida, Worthing, UK, Eastbourne, UK
Eastbourne? Don't make me move to God's waiting room, i've still got my own teeth you know
by Wixon October 17, 2007
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Sweet Mother of God

Words that your neighbour usually says when some hot chick or ferrari passes by.
- Sweet Mother of God, look at that booty!
by some1important November 16, 2014
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oh dear god

something you say when you experience something or see something so unbelievably unbelieavble
oh dear god he's dressed like a pink bunny for halloween
by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007
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God Damn Bastard

The idiot that complains about someone deleting his definitions.
That god damn bastard is a retard. That god damn bastard doesn't have a life.
by Dude Grease October 07, 2006
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Blood for the Blood God

Technoblade killed his teammate for coins? BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Technoblade killed the owner? BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Technoblade won a 3 v 50? BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
by TheMostOGName September 03, 2020
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oh my god

An exclamation of shock or surprise, often used repeatedly by stupid people who are shocked and surprised by almost everything and insert it into conversations whenever possible
"Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt!"
by get over it!! August 06, 2004
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God as Your Doorkeeper

When God opens doors no one can shut and when He shuts doors no one can open—when people and circumstances appear to be preventing you from your dream, but God wouldn’t allow the doors to close if they were going to keep you from your destiny.
Closed doors look permanent—your health isn’t getting better; your financial situation isn’t improving; the chances of meeting someone look dim; you’re stuck in your job or not getting promoted—but God as your doorkeeper can just walk in and suddenly open them. Are you ready for these suddenlies, as He opens and closes the right doors to protect and propel you to your next level of growth or success?
by MathPlus November 11, 2021
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