Jamaican Apple Sauce

Where you want to joke about something but you can’t think of anything

Person 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure
Person 1: Jamaican Apple Sauce

by Hoes sucking on my dick March 17, 2024

Apples and Oranges

A comparison between two things that aren't exactly similar in the first place.

Apples and Oranges only have one thing in common: They're fruits. So trying to compare them...won't work.

Stones v Beatles is another example of apples and oranges. A bluesy rock and roll band is quite a bit different from a psychedelic rock and roll band, so it's not really possible to compare them at all.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 27, 2024

Apple Milkshake

Apple Milkshake is when two males shove cut-up apples into the hole of their penises, until they spurt their semen onto the apples, feeding it to eachother.

Chad: yeah! i Apple Milkshake'd him last night.
John: oh. . .

by Rykerrzz March 29, 2024

how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

Fiona Apple

god

fiona apple is god

by anonymous March 31, 2024

Apple

A tech brand that is run by greedy fucks and overprices everything they sell, for no fucking reason. Their phones, imacs, or anything they have can break easly, and its takes 99999 months to repair.

"Please guys subscibe to our streaming service Apple Plus!!!!! Its only 8000$/month!!!1!1"

"New iphone 16 released!!! Its only 782020289$ guyz!!!1!2! Pls buy!!!!1!1!"

by Moonlight Densetsu April 1, 2024

Apple

When you’re brown on the outside but act white on The inside, you act like something other then your not.

“Wow, she’s such an apple;always trying to be something she’s not”

by Mnj85 June 25, 2021