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the jamie special 

man, my bitch just gave m the jamie special

Crack-hole Special 

When, after fucking a coke addict, you take off your used condom and slide it through the hole in their nose.
Friend 1: “Yo last night I fucked this homeless bitch and she had a gap in between her nostrils.”
Friend 2: “So you gave her the old Crack-hole special?”
Friend 1: “Yup, I didn’t even pay her the money she asked for after.”

Brandon Christopher Special 

The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.
"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."

"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."

hellen keller special 

"Can I get a hellen keller special?"

"Absolutely not go fuck yourself"

Eddie's Special

While performing the rusty trombone, the scrotum goes on the upper deck, like they're zyn pouches.
Got surprised with Eddie's special last night.

This dirty biracial hooker put my nuts in her mouth and then in her upper lip while giving me the rusty trombone.

Now she wants to charge me for them, saying the first one is always free.
Eddie's Special by Half/Laff August 12, 2024

two roll special 

The act of reattaching one’s foreskin and wrapping one’s member (penis) with their nut sack, then proceeding to insert into your partners butt.
Hey hun, wanna try my two roll special? I made it just for you!
two roll special by anonymous August 16, 2024