A Desert Rat's clothing generally consists of Ugg
boots, micro-mini skirts, and a cleavage-baring tank top. Bear claw acrylic nails, fake blonde hair with extensions, inflated boobs, and makeup you need to remove with a pressure washer is a must.
Lord knows why they wear Uggs.
One, they're fugly. And two, they live in southern fucking
California where the weather is ALMOST always warm.