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beanie enlightenment 

when you discover where the beanies congregate

first theorised by buddist monks within the shanghai region and later confirmed by a research team lead by Isaac Rizzton, Charles Darrizz and Neil deGrizz Tyson

they found strong correlations between building subjects and the beanie population within the immediate vicinity

for example: physics has a 1:0 building to beanie ratio, however social studies ratio tends to infinity for the latter, limited only by the size of the building
Oscar: "went into the english building for the first time in a year and i think i made a wrong turn cause i ended up at beanie boulevard"
Tay: "i already know" *blows dust off old book and flips to blank page* "beanie enlightenment"
"have you got a pen i can borrow?"
Oscar: "yeman"
Tay:*writes Oscar's name into the ancient scripture*
Oscar: *Ascends*
Tay:"my time has come" *fades away*
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Dog Beans 

A phrase used to define something (or someone) that is simultaneously demonstrating both dog trash and garbanzo beans behavior. Used primarily in a lighthearted manner to convey a disliking
"Hey, James. That video you showed me was not funny! It was total Dog Beans!"
Dog Beans by TheDrewBlue July 8, 2020
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I’m just beanin
Beanin by Papi senzu September 12, 2020

Bung Beans

Hemorrhoids. The flaming, engorged and thrombosed variety.
After years of vigorous anal sex, she was left the worst case of bung beans ever witnessed by the medical community.
Bung Beans by Dick Onchin August 9, 2020

sleep for beans 

not having been able to sleep, not sleeping enough.
im so tired, i didnt sleep for beans last night
sleep for beans by MasterTurbo June 24, 2015

jacking the beanstalk 

having a long, slow wank
'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'

Beanscrape 

When someone is being an IDIOT you call them a beanscrape.
Shut the fuck up Caiwyn / Rhys you fucking beanscrape.
Beanscrape by ¿que tal? March 24, 2021