Freaky pants

When someone comes into the strip club with one intention and one intention ONLY.....to get freaky. Freaky pants are thin fabric material such as basketball shorts, lightweight sweatpants, pajama pants and especially grey sweatpants. Freaky pants are the closest you can get to being naked and getting your dick hard.

“He’s wearing freaky pants....easy access for a $50 handjob.”

“Wearing jeans to a strip club is like jail for your penis, bro” “wear freaky pants instead.”

by Brittany, Kameron & Erika July 19, 2021

Panting

When you have desire for something

I'm panting for a drink (I'm so thirsty)

by Collossal July 30, 2016

Robby pants

The coolest guy in town, he gets all the lady’s and wears his pants inside out #wap #tits

Oh hey there Robby pants how’s it going

by Chazbeswag September 1, 2021

Pants Gnomes

When a male has a very obvious Erection. Those Gnomes be hitching tents in those boys pants. Like a fucking camping trip.

"Damn, that guy has a serious case of Pants Gnomes, I feel bad for him"

by Little Red in the Hood July 16, 2016

Fancy-Pants Rich McGee

What you would call a man who’s good at something, and shows it off. Usually used as a joke when someone makes a correction.

Person 1: How the Hell do you spell show-fer?
Person 2: Chauffeur.
Person 1: Ooh, look at Fancy-Pants Rich McGee over here. Fuck you! Spelling bee ass.

by Spookyanim June 6, 2024

pee pee pant

gabe

gosh he is such a pee pee pant

by Adegb March 5, 2022

Tönnies Pants

A type of multifunctional outdoor pants noone has a decent name for which are both practical and stylish.
The name come from famousa german rapper named Daniel "little D" Tönnies.

Bro 1: Bro i gotta buy some new pants you wanna join in with me?
Bro 2: Sure you know what you wanna get?
Bro 1: Ye i gotta get some new Tönnies Pants

by Akinalol February 25, 2021