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Testrickles

im giving you testrickles
by Georgie & Seany1ball September 28, 2010
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Testicular Dementia

When a woman who hangs out with guy friends forgets that she doesn't "have a pair" of her own and acts like one of the guys.
While playing as the only woman on the fantasy football team, Joan suffered from testicular dementia.
by PaxRAT September 25, 2010
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TestosteroTard

a pig headed man with an absolute lack of common sense.
That guy is a total TestosteroTard."
by agrant November 10, 2010
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testitis

any area of skin on ones body lacking testicles
you appear to have an extreme case of testitis on your face
by dr. ivannatinkle December 3, 2010
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Testicle parasite

He is a testicle parasite. He always ask us to pay for his drinks.
by Daddy Dong January 23, 2011
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Testeclon

The fundamental particle responsible for manliness, the testeclon caries with it all properties typically associated with being manly. The only known source of testeclons is testicles.
The testeclon is a massless particle, and thus can travel an infinite distance, which it does at the speed of testacularity. The speed of testacularity is constant in a vacuum, equal to T=Ac^2, where c is the speed of light, and A is Bamfington's first coefficient, 100 seconds/meter. However, unlike the speed of light, which only decreases when it light propagates through a medium other than vacuum, the speed of testacularity can actually increase when propagating through some mediums, for example, women, or giant killer robots.
The fundamental equation governing the propagation of testeclons is: (lambda)(nu)=Ac^2, where lambda is the wavelength and nu is the frequency of the testeclon in question. The energy and momentum of a testeclon are equal to the same value, unlike other particles, and can be determined by the equation p=E= B (nu), where B is Bamfington's second coefficient, equal to the biggest number you can think of plus one. Testeclons are non-Heisenbergian particles, meaning that they are not subject to the uncertainty principle. This is because testeclons are always certain of what they are doing, and thus don't have to screw around with maybes or probability functions.

It is possible to determine how manly someone is by analyzing the intensity of testeclon radiation emitted.
Example 1: I emit enough testeclon radiation to see in the dark.

Example 2: Some particle physicists still can't understand how testeclons can have the same energy and momentum. Probably female physicists.
by professor_bamfington March 5, 2011
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Testing Tanks

Physically challenging an adversary for a long duration of time. Beating someone with the utmost physicality and alpha-male dominance.
Joel Miller from USF was really testing tanks against Clemson.
by WAYDWYL April 12, 2011
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