The fundamental particle responsible for manliness, the testeclon caries with it all properties typically associated with being manly. The only known source of testeclons is testicles.
The testeclon is a massless particle, and thus can travel an infinite distance, which it does at the speed of testacularity. The speed of testacularity is constant in a vacuum, equal to T=Ac^2, where c is the speed of light, and A is Bamfington's first coefficient, 100 seconds/meter. However, unlike the speed of light, which only decreases when it light propagates through a medium other than vacuum, the speed of testacularity can actually increase when propagating through some mediums, for example, women, or giant killer robots.
The fundamental equation governing the propagation of testeclons is: (lambda)(nu)=Ac^2, where lambda is the wavelength and nu is the frequency of the testeclon in question. The energy and momentum of a testeclon are equal to the same value, unlike other particles, and can be determined by the equation p=E= B (nu), where B is Bamfington's second coefficient, equal to the biggest number you can think of plus one. Testeclons are non-Heisenbergian particles, meaning that they are not subject to the uncertainty principle. This is because testeclons are always certain of what they are doing, and thus don't have to screw around with maybes or probability functions.
It is possible to determine how manly someone is by analyzing the intensity of testeclon radiation emitted.
The testeclon is a massless particle, and thus can travel an infinite distance, which it does at the speed of testacularity. The speed of testacularity is constant in a vacuum, equal to T=Ac^2, where c is the speed of light, and A is Bamfington's first coefficient, 100 seconds/meter. However, unlike the speed of light, which only decreases when it light propagates through a medium other than vacuum, the speed of testacularity can actually increase when propagating through some mediums, for example, women, or giant killer robots.
The fundamental equation governing the propagation of testeclons is: (lambda)(nu)=Ac^2, where lambda is the wavelength and nu is the frequency of the testeclon in question. The energy and momentum of a testeclon are equal to the same value, unlike other particles, and can be determined by the equation p=E= B (nu), where B is Bamfington's second coefficient, equal to the biggest number you can think of plus one. Testeclons are non-Heisenbergian particles, meaning that they are not subject to the uncertainty principle. This is because testeclons are always certain of what they are doing, and thus don't have to screw around with maybes or probability functions.
It is possible to determine how manly someone is by analyzing the intensity of testeclon radiation emitted.
Example 1: I emit enough testeclon radiation to see in the dark.
Example 2: Some particle physicists still can't understand how testeclons can have the same energy and momentum. Probably female physicists.
Example 2: Some particle physicists still can't understand how testeclons can have the same energy and momentum. Probably female physicists.
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a slang word used in colloquial conversations to allude to ones testicles this is usually done when the individual has a large penis.
Example in conversation "Listen man your boy's gotta calm down on swingin' dem testiclots around."
"Nigga you gonna knock some lut out flicking your dick like that. And for god sakes put your testiclots away."
"Nigga you gonna knock some lut out flicking your dick like that. And for god sakes put your testiclots away."
by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill October 11, 2008
Get the Testiclots mug.1) A guy who cheats while still saying he loves you.
2) A guy who is married or in a "committed" relationship and still hits on you.
3) A guy who says he's really interested in you and then has sex with another woman.
4) A guy who leads you on, tells you he has feelings for you and won't end the relationship he is in or begin a relationship with you.
2) A guy who is married or in a "committed" relationship and still hits on you.
3) A guy who says he's really interested in you and then has sex with another woman.
4) A guy who leads you on, tells you he has feelings for you and won't end the relationship he is in or begin a relationship with you.
Example 1-
Girl 1: I thought you were going to get with this guy?
Girl 2: I was but it turns out he's a totaly Testiclous lackitious!
Example 2-
Woman 1: So what happened to make you and your husband get a divorce?
Woman 2: I found out he was Testiclous lackitious.
Girl 1: I thought you were going to get with this guy?
Girl 2: I was but it turns out he's a totaly Testiclous lackitious!
Example 2-
Woman 1: So what happened to make you and your husband get a divorce?
Woman 2: I found out he was Testiclous lackitious.
by TerinLu May 1, 2013
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Just like a pair of wheels, a third testicle will stand out, and should not be around(in most cases)
Just like a pair of wheels, a third testicle will stand out, and should not be around(in most cases)
a) Oi, Pete, whose the third testicle?
b) Bobo hooked up with some chick, so i started third testicling
b) Bobo hooked up with some chick, so i started third testicling
by Third Testicle August 3, 2009
Get the Third Testicling mug.to be beaten/attacked with a number of testicles. Often resulting in serious emotional and physical scarring, such as, bruising, bleeding, vomiting, crying, and acne.
1. HELP! Someone is testiclorizing me!
2. Yo, last night me and Phileep testiclorized this hoe.
3. Hey Phileep, let's testiclorize lacy and bethany again, it was mad fun!
2. Yo, last night me and Phileep testiclorized this hoe.
3. Hey Phileep, let's testiclorize lacy and bethany again, it was mad fun!
by Carlito98736 December 6, 2006
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1. When the penis and testicles stick together from an excessive amount of sweat and resemble one organ.
2. When the penis and testicles are indistinguishable from each other.
1. When the penis and testicles stick together from an excessive amount of sweat and resemble one organ.
2. When the penis and testicles are indistinguishable from each other.
1. "Man its so hot I'm sporting a testiclenis"
2. Drew has such a small penis that it looks like he has a testiclenis.
2. Drew has such a small penis that it looks like he has a testiclenis.
by P85 December 1, 2009
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