Clintonic Suicide 

Whenever someone connected to the Clintons, Epstein, or a whistleblower of any sort who has never been suicidal is found dead and the cause of death is suicide.

“Yo man did you hear how a witness is gonna take the stand against Epstein?”
“Do you live under a rock bro? He said he was willing to spill the beans on everything but then they found him hanging in his jail cell, said he was suffering from mental illness.”

“Ah damn the state got him, that’s the third Clintonic Suicide this year”

Clintonic Suicide by Dredgen May 11, 2023

putrid suit 

Putrid suit. A feminist news reporter who is covering up her shaggy, sweaty, naughty grabby bits to appeal to men watching sport.

That girl commentating on the Ashes. She has sexy legs and amazing tits, but the She is wearing a putrid suit

putrid suit by loose Aussie unit June 16, 2023

The Suicidal Violin 

The act of jerking one’s penis while simultaneously cutting one’s wrist like a violin.

Ben was so depressed and horny last night, he began to play the suicidal violin.

The Suicidal Violin by cwilly1482 July 10, 2023

Shark suit 

OOOOH SHIT DAWG! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS A THING!

Hym "OH! OOOOOOOH! Is that REAL!? I need that! I need a Shark suit! Badass!"

Shark suit by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

accidental suicide 

when you accidentally kill yourself

kelly: ever heard of an accidental suicide?
billy: no?
kelly: fuckin idiot

accidental suicide by ur dads clit August 16, 2023

sanctioned suicide

A former subreddit on Reddit which acted as a pro-suicide forum. It was later banned from Reddit and moved to it's own site, popularized by a video about the site by the YouTuber Tantacruel.

According to some news articles, multiple deaths were attributed to the sites after users were coached on different suicide methods.

Guy 1: Apparently Jeff died after looking for methods on that site sanctioned suicide.
Guy 2: So sad. He will be missed.

sanctioned suicide by CyanideAndSadness September 7, 2023

carolina suicide 

When you puke,piss,shit,vomit,spit on your womens vagina then you slice the tip of your penis and proceed to have sex

Hey babe want a carolina suicide?

carolina suicide by Philma wood October 13, 2023