accidental suicide

when you accidentally kill yourself

kelly: ever heard of an accidental suicide?
billy: no?
kelly: fuckin idiot

by ur dads clit August 16, 2023

je suis fatigué

when you’re tired, and the English language fails to capture how tired you are, so you switch to French for drama and emphasis

I can’t make it because I’m very je suis fatigué rn

by 4aminstead July 15, 2024

sanctioned suicide

A former subreddit on Reddit which acted as a pro-suicide forum. It was later banned from Reddit and moved to it's own site, popularized by a video about the site by the YouTuber Tantacruel.

According to some news articles, multiple deaths were attributed to the sites after users were coached on different suicide methods.

Guy 1: Apparently Jeff died after looking for methods on that site sanctioned suicide.
Guy 2: So sad. He will be missed.

by CyanideAndSadness September 7, 2023

carolina suicide

When you puke,piss,shit,vomit,spit on your womens vagina then you slice the tip of your penis and proceed to have sex

Hey babe want a carolina suicide?

by Philma wood October 13, 2023

Gucci suit

A tracksuit you wear if you can barley pay rent but want to look wealthy. Only for chavs

“Oh look at the chav wearing a Gucci suit.”

“I hate chavs”

by Beefinator27 October 30, 2023

Quasi-suicidal

Where a person would not actively attempt suicide, but they are convinced that their death would be a net positive.

I think Alex is sounding very quasi-suicidal these days, we should check on him.

by Mean aunty in my head December 13, 2023

Goon Suit

A suit of clothing, sometimes armor, whose insides are plastered with porn. A portable, wearable goon cave.

Dude, you know Goblin Slayer? Yeah, that armor is a goon suit.

by the 70th alternative account December 15, 2023