school burrito 

a verbal jinx, used in order to foul up another person, usually in a sporting event.

BILL: *just about to sink the 8-ball*
YOU: "school burrito!"
BILL: *misses shot* damnit!!

school burrito by b.issues January 15, 2008

School Shooter 

An angel in disguise.

Oh I wish a school shooter would kill us all.

School Shooter by I'm-a-jew-42 February 7, 2017

School Wifi

Shit wifi which gets progressively shittier every year. They have a 10 year contract and have no intention to replace it. Whenever school tries to work on their wifi (to block sites like Snapchat and Twitter, the only thing they will ever bother to do), their wifi gets shittier.

The school I went to actually had decent wifi the first year I went there. Until the second year, they started blocking EVERYTHING. Not just porn, EVERYTHING. They had a fucking whitelist system to block. That block slows everything down, and since everyone is using VPN, the wifi is even slower.

Just block the porn sites. Nobody will watch porn at school. And since everyone is going to go on VPN anyway, just remove the damn block.

Me during the first year: The school wifi isn't so bad! I can actually tolerate it!

Me during the second year: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!

School Wifi by TheExtremeEvoker February 28, 2019

school night 

To have commitments the next day, esp. in the morning, eg interviews, work, dates etc, that prevents you from doing something (usually fun and stupid) on that night.

Originated, (obviously) when having to go to bed early because school was the next day.

I'd love to get drunk and stay out all night with you guys, but it's a school night!

school night by ph@11u55y June 26, 2009

School Tyme Hip-Hop Productions 

School Tyme Hip-Hop Productions,is a production company using hip-hop as a tool to get children grades k-8 excited about education. School Tyme Hip-Hop Productions was founded on FEB 08,2006 by Mengesha "Mystro" Francis President/Producer and Vice President Domanic Allen.
Both "Mystro" and Domanic Allen are from SOUTH CENTRAL LOS ANGELES.

School Tyme Hip-Hop Productions,is a cross between "School House Rock" and west coast producer Dr. Dre!!!

School Tyme Hip-Hop Productions by Mengesha "Mystro" Francis March 21, 2007

School Bus 

A 2mg Yellow xanaxbar stick with no time release. it fucks you up sonn

damn that school bus hit me like a mofucker

School Bus by chazzzzzzzzzzzerr July 14, 2009

School Lunch 

School lunch consists of:

day old pizza, week old meatloaf, or improperly cooked hamburgers

moldy bread, cold pasta, or burnt vegetables

expired milk

OMG they gave me milk that expired 3 weeks ago! and why is this chicken sandwich pink? fluck the school lunch!

School Lunch by norbert from earth April 28, 2007