Jake

The most beautiful and gorgeous guy there is. He’s so kind and sweet and loyal, you can talk to him about anything. He’s so funny too, a little immature but can always crack you up and make you smile even on your worst days. If you get even luckier, you’ll get the chance to date a Jake.

Guy: “hey you know jake the really funny one?”

Girl: “You mean the really sexy one?”

Guy+Girl: “That’s him.”

by inlovewhim4ever November 12, 2022

Jake

Some guy your little sister is talking to on royale high

"But I love him!"
"No you don't, you love his Robux, he's a Jake."

by lotsofzero November 14, 2022

Jakab

Jakab is that friend who will never ever depart from your side if you keep yourself loyal to him. However he s often short-tempered and all it takes is one lie, or fuck up to get on his wrong side, and trust me, you don't want to get on his wrong side. Just as he will take a bullet and beat the shit out of anyone if you are his friend, he will also shoot you or beat the fuck out of you if you fuck him over. Jakab is often close with people who have names starting with R and it is the R's that have hurt him the most. He rarely loves anyone other than his family and close friends because of an R. Although he has not forgotten that girl he is still looking for someone. For the perfect one, who he thinks he will never find. He is often a player and until he finds someone (probably not anytime soon) he is in his hoe phase, but ladies still go crazy at him, because his face is literally the hottest in town, so watch your woman, cus he gon' steal her.

Jakab, as in the guy that broke her heart?
Jakab as in RIcard's and Ramon's friend?

by anonymous November 17, 2022

Jake

Jake is a Jewish name commonly used to name a baby boy. Dating a Jake is the worst thing you can do ladies, moral of the story don’t date a Jake because he might be an a hole who’s gonna ask for pictures.

“Stacy, my boyfriend Jake just asked for pictures”

by Margot🤷‍♀️ November 22, 2022

Jake

Jake is that one guy who will have one singular friend and become the best friend ever known to mankind to that one friend and become a painfully average guy to everyone else.

Jake Being Painfully Average: “Hey.”

Random Guy: “Hey.”

by Not Id10t November 23, 2022

Jaked

The act of getting inebriated because you received entirely too many shots from a man named Jake.

It could also be from just some asshole buying you too many shots…..call him ‘Jake’

Holy hell, Jen is really fucking Jaked right now.

by DV81 November 23, 2022

Jake

Some next shitter at valorant cant aim to save his life

shit = jake

by Jake. t November 25, 2022