Cracka Jack

one who is a very silly goose

John is a cracka jack because he has a lil john

by Lauren CarRArztT sdfsdgf May 18, 2005

jack sparrow

The worst Pirate you've ever heard of ....but at least you've heard of him.

"Human hair. From me back."

by Cunien September 27, 2003

jack hole

when someone acts like a jackass and an anus hole.

Regan the pagan was such a jack hole today. She kept yelling, "ferr sherr."

by flemmy December 10, 2002

Jack Suck

A completely nonsexual act, usually performed by a male, towards a loved one or close family member. It is executed by placing one's mouth on another's body part, such as their arm, and making rapid suckling movements with the cheek. (Like a jackhammer)

Megan: Hey did you hear what my bu did on valentines day?

Jenny: Did he get you roses?

Megan: No

Jenny: Did he propose?

Megan: No. He jack sucked me on the beach!

by chiefwally January 4, 2011

jack-jawed

Verb; the suprise act of hitting someone in the jaw.
"jack" is used to describe the act of the stolen punch.
it is usually hysterical, and described as a practical joke pulled on your face. Sometimes, it improves upon the facial features.
Sometimes an act of love, and sometimes an act of selfishness and hate.

" I jack-jawed my kids last night."
"fool, you finna' get jack-jawed if you don't shutup.'
"we gon finnd you, we gon fiiind you. You finna' get jack-jawed. go tell THAT."

by Mike&Chrissy&Chairty December 25, 2010

jack and jordan

Two people who want to fuck each other but won't admit it

Jack and Jordan so want each other.

by jaminnarry June 26, 2014

Jack In A Box

When a girls fists herself and then you put your dick in too and she gives you a handy.

I went to a donkey show in Tijuana and the girl really stepped up her game by giving the bachelor a Jack In A Box.

by fucklayton September 23, 2015