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mallet head 

Of or pertaining to one with a vacuous mind, who perceives themself to be otherwise.
He is a mallet head; someone who couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
mallet head by T. G. Moore October 27, 2006
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dipper head 

Male or Female who is addicted to PCP. A person who is one step from becoming a crack head.
That dipper head bitch tricked for twenty dollars to get a wet one.
dipper head by ihoni2002 February 1, 2008

beef head 

An individual with a head too large for their body.
Did you see Tom the other night? He let himself go, and now he's not just a fatty, but a total beef head!
beef head by Travis Touchdown February 15, 2008

phat head 

Term to describe a person with affection
phat head by hj3 January 9, 2009

turtle head poking out 

Simply means that you need to take a shit . That your very close to shifting yourself

tooth to head ratio 

In a large crowd, the total number of teeth of all people combined divided by the total number of heads. In a well eduated crowd with reasonable oral hygene, one would expect the tooth to head ratio to be close to 32:1. If you were to attend a monster truck rally or a wrestling match, one would expect the tooth to head ratio to be around 12:1. At a bluegrass concert it can sit around the 5:1 or 4:1 area.
I have stopped going to Ottawa Senators games when the Leafs are in town because the tooth to head ratio is just too low to handle.