Dead Mans shit

Dead mans shit is a term used when a huge shit the size of ogres foot is left unclaimed underneath a house but is spoken about for weeks on end meaning the leaving of a big shit brings the spirits to hand on finding the dead mans shit leaving no trace but only to play a game of dip dip dog shit who ficking did it , First usual suspect of who has dealt the shit is the person who points the finger at the other player giving himself up but also giving an advantage to bring in other players whilst bringing the shit to the attention of the other house dwellers being so that the person was accused is not the dead mans shit dealer but being the man Loving the idea of being the accused because the OLDER WOMEN in the game is the prize for which they will win whoever is not found guilty because lets be realistic that is so disgusting that middle aged man can go do a turd underneath a house of a man who will have to pays debts for that shit because there is no getting rid of that stinking dead mans shit

Usual prize winner of Dead mans shit is most probably the Big fat one but the skinny one usually gets what he wants cause he makes a good goona stew for the familiar and usually makes em nice and warm for the baby to sleep in the goona room after the blonde one gor get em jealous for the stinky dot . And true gaaaaawwwwwwd i be seekem be nor cry cause she seekem nother guy from em paast so give Older women more time make baby in big goona guts .

by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019

big dead

another word for suicide, but censored, or with a built in trigger warning. mainly used on tiktok when talking about depression because you have to censor yourself.

today i thought about doing the big dead, but i talked to a friend and they reminded me how much i matter to them.

by ahegaocherry June 7, 2020

Dingle-dead

When you have been sitting on the toilet for so long that your legs become numb and fall asleep.

man 1: Ahh man, i was in there so long that my legs are Dingle-dead...
man 2: Man that sucks, man, i hope you get to feeling better bro...
man 1: Thanks bro

by ZombieBoxHeadMan May 22, 2015

dead

1) Someone who isn't longer alive

2) A part of body that can not be felt

3) Urban Dictionary

4) A synonym for 'completely'

1) "Münir Özkul is dead since 2018.5.1"

2) "I've been sitting with my legs crossed for so long, my right leg has gone dead."(from Cambridge Dictionary)

3) "Urban Dictionary was killed by idiots a few years ago"

4) "You're dead right!

by aruyodaze April 30, 2018

dead regen

The face you make when you are dead inside and can't become human again.

I looked at the man, and he had a dead regen face right at me.

by Faptastic Master February 22, 2018

Dead On Arrival

Used to describe a situation where an electronic device, electrical component, or other functional piece of equipment is purchased secondhand (or in semi rare cases, purchased new) online or in person, only for the consumer to discover that said item was broken or rendered non-functional.

"I bought two of these SSDs, because the first one was DOA. In case you don't know, DOA means dead on arrival, and that's not nice."

by Buttered Quayle February 15, 2023

Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

you're getting exactly what's tagged

person 1: holy shit this character just jumped off a cliff why would the author write this
person 2: was it tagged with Dead Dove: Do Not Eat?
person 1: yeah
person 2: thats your fault bud they warned you

by robynn_ January 25, 2025