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Cock Crematorium

When you put hot hands or something similar on your freezing cold penis.
My penis was so cold I had to the cock crematorium to warm it up
by HughMongusCo February 14, 2022
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Cock wrinkle

A term used to insult someone; A term used to addres a mean grandparent or an old parent; the creases on a cock when flacid;
Wow you granda is a cock wrinkle.

Dude youre such a cock wrinkle!

wanna see my cock wrinkle?
by Carlos R. Gomez V. June 2, 2004
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cock grappler

Put this in there you cock grappler.
by milfhunter37 April 4, 2003
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Cock Sharter

the act of sharting on a cock during anal sex

Commonly used while raging in video games.
Becky sharted on my cock last night!, LOL cock sharter
by SHARTBALLS March 12, 2021
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monster cocking

it’s another name for “god bridging” in minecraft. created by a content creator GeorgeNotFound.
“What!! He’s literally monster cocking!”
by ramina1169 May 9, 2021
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cock-mange

You are such a cock-mange!
by Jarf October 9, 2003
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cock rock

An offshoot of '80s hair metal which was known for containing cheesy, dirty lyrics. Usually the lyrics were about things like how big your dick is or cumming all over the place. Not really worth listening to if you actually like good music. It sold because girls bought into it, but then it faded because of the rise of grunge.
The only hair band worth listening to is Dokken, because at least they're not a bunch of cock rockers who only talk about the size of their schlongs and how many girls they've fucked.

A prime example of cock rock is Poison. Just look at them. Their pants are uber-tight, because they like to show off the size of their packages.
by Paul Wooten August 9, 2006
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