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john mayer 

an asshole essentially. 19 was too young john
that guy is such a john mayer
john mayer by awalkingredflag November 13, 2021
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john wayne toilet paper 

Its rough. Its tough. And it dont take no shit from any indians.
Pretty much anything any cowboy ever wiped his ass with.

John Mayer 

Shitty Musician for teenage girls, well known for being inferior to bands such as Green Day, Blink 182 and the Foo Fighters.

It is well known that John Mayer would lose in a fight against Billie Joe Armstrong as Billie Joe Armstrong does not suck balls like John Mayer.

Also used to describe animal leavings.
My cat did a HUGE John Mayer on my Green Day CD's, now it's dead.
John Mayer by Green Day July 28, 2013

john tesh 

One of the most unique, talented, otherworldly,decent persons this side of the world. Also a Cancer.
"Dude, did you enjoy his concert? It rocked hard!"

"Yeah! He makes Avril Lavigne look like a real dumb-a**!"

John Q. Adequate 

Exellence incarnate.

JQA is the hottest, toughest, smartest and coolest stoner/journalist ever. Also, highly articulate and the proud owner of the most voluminous pen0r this side of the Atlantic.
Boy, you pimpin' like John Q. Adequate!

or

My mother was so glad to see me, as if I were John Q. Adequate himself!
John Q. Adequate by Borat April 13, 2005

John O'Neil 

Needle Dick, a person that suffers from needle dick syndrome. usually has a very small and thin penis, like a needle
haha you have a John O'Neil
John O'Neil by needlefick December 18, 2012