surrey jack

A Really dumb Indo-Canadian Gang Member with a very strange haircut (tiny spikes on the fron of his head).

Surrey Jack (banned), Not Surrey Jack (banned), and Indo-Canadian Gang Member.

by Historymars December 15, 2008

jack-up

To jack-up is a gymrat term for working to improve a specific muscel or set of muscels, especially women who want to firm-up their butts.

She is doin something to jack-up that ass. I'll bet she spends an hour-a-day on the stairclimber."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

jack wipe

the cross between a jackass, and an asswipe, hince the name, jack wipe.

you jack wipe, leave me alone!

by j varone December 12, 2004

Cracka Jack

one who is a very silly goose

John is a cracka jack because he has a lil john

by Lauren CarRArztT sdfsdgf May 18, 2005

jack hole

when someone acts like a jackass and an anus hole.

Regan the pagan was such a jack hole today. She kept yelling, "ferr sherr."

by flemmy December 10, 2002

jack sparrow

The worst Pirate you've ever heard of ....but at least you've heard of him.

"Human hair. From me back."

by Cunien September 27, 2003

Jack Suck

A completely nonsexual act, usually performed by a male, towards a loved one or close family member. It is executed by placing one's mouth on another's body part, such as their arm, and making rapid suckling movements with the cheek. (Like a jackhammer)

Megan: Hey did you hear what my bu did on valentines day?

Jenny: Did he get you roses?

Megan: No

Jenny: Did he propose?

Megan: No. He jack sucked me on the beach!

by chiefwally January 4, 2011