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Remember the Titaned

Upon leaving a destination, you are distracted by an old friend. Trying to impress your friend, you immediatly pull out in the intersection and get T-boned dirty style by oncoming traffic.
"Dude did you hear about that wreck after school?" "Yea man I heard Johnny got Remember the Titaned."
Remember the Titaned by flowmastap17 December 21, 2008

sir fagmire the third 

a name for any rich white guy that is also a little fag.
"your clothes dont match man, you little Ragamuffin!"
"shut the fuck up sir fagmire the third, you little bitch!"
sir fagmire the third by Bishop June 21, 2006

The thing is 

when someone starts a sentence with this phrase it means one of two things;
1. They are full of shit.
2. They no longer have anything useful to contribute.
Ted: Alot of Guy Ritchie films are similarly themed.
Bill: I agree, but the thing is they all use different characters.
Ted: That's because they are different films
Bill: Ya i know.
The thing is by SamSquanch21 December 1, 2009

mud on the turtle 

When a man engages in anal sex, his cock, the head of a turtle, sometimes becomes covered in mud or such. A slang used in West Texas , so I have been told.
Donnie told we after he screwed Denise up the ass, he got mud on the turtle. Or as they say, Got mud on your turtle lately?
mud on the turtle by devildog July 13, 2006

It pays the taxes 

1. Refers to any class of people other than tax-avoiding corporate elites such as GE and Exxon. In contrast to the above definition of the phrase, this definition acknowledges that taxes have not risen for most Americans, and especially not for record-smashing billion-dollar profit companies who shelter their earnings from taxation with off-shore subsidiaries.

It also refers to the hard work done by working class and middle class people that pays social security and income taxes to the federal government. This is the work that keeps our society functioning by paying for schools, roads, hospitals, and other basic life necessities that the free market has failed to provide in an equitable and socially responsible manner.
John: What do you think of the middle class these days?

James: It pays the taxes.

John: What do you think of the wealthiest corporations in the world?

James: Not so much ...

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Jane: How would you describe the labor of the people?

Jenny: It pays the taxes.

Jane: How would you describe the capital of the elites?

Jenny: Derived from the taxes paid by the people.
It pays the taxes by tagonist April 15, 2010

On the tip of my tongue 

knowing something that cannot immediately be recalled, like a well-known word or familiar name. When experiencing it, people feel that the blocked word is on the verge of being recovered. Despite failure in finding the word, people have the feeling that the blocked word is figuratively "on the tip of the tongue."
I can't remember the word for eating pussy, but it's right on the tip of my tongue.
I can't remember the word for licking balls, but it's right on the tip of my tongue.
I can't remember the slang word for "anus," but it's at the tip of my tongue.